radiofreederry:

edamamefiend:

rickybabyboy:

furby-yeehaw:

rickybabyboy:

rickybabyboy:

HEY! No one toucha my beans okay?

Toucha

I’m calling my lawer

funnytwittertweets:

eelizabit:

boysona:

maghrabiyya:

greuzeisfuckingtrash:

Dewey’s purse

(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)

Dewey is hard femme

I feel like it’s worth mentioning he had a brick in there

it’s the first brick from stonewall

kaity–did:

procrastinatorkimberlygrey:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

kaity–did:

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse ™ around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

knitmeapony:

godbirdart:

godbirdart:

godbirdart:

godbirdart:

so my apartment building got a notice board to post fire alarm tests and maintenance announcements and such. the building is pretty well-maintained, so we rarely get notices. the board is big and grey and to think it would be empty like that 99% of the time was a bland boring sin i just couldn’t bear, so i vandalized the corner of its empty canvas with a teeny tiny Guy

and within a few days, there was a sudden addition from my one of my neighbors along with a Bunch of thumbtacks. this was an unexpected, but welcome surprise!

well there was still so much space, i figured i’d add another crumb to the art hoard. i’d been playing genshin that day so i drew my favorite grandpa

and like clockwork, new art manifested!! this person is gonna grow to be a great artist i know it. the detail in those stones? hell yeah that’s cool.

we’re two weeks into it. more neighbors have joined in with their artwork. who knew there were so many artists in my building?? we’re onto somethin great here i just know it.

update: ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS DREW VENTI TO GO WITH MY GENSHIN GRANDPA I’M —

WHO DID THIS

i am retaliating i NEED to know who did this

JOJO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

This is what ‘living in a community’ is supposed to mean

sleepyfortress:

((dgrayman pspspsps))

sombersquid:

ace-bestos:

I’m taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

campyvillain: